when u take a cookie without askin mama
SHOTS FIREDDamn that turned innocent to calling out sexism real fast
But the best thing is that it wasn’t planned, I think that’s why I love livestreams so much. There’s no editing so it’s just them.
- baby: m....m...m
- mom: mama? ma? mommy?
- baby: m...m...
- baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter
just suck my dick bro i said no homo like ten times
obama means family
no it doesnt
obama means nobody gets left behind
Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died
What the fuck is in the Malik blood? This is insane. Holy geezus…
i’m feeling very attacked right now
You can either sing What Makes You Beautiful at the top of your lungs with me or you can get your ass out of my car and walk
still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms
and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”