120gb:

shuts your mouth with my mouth because damn youre gorgeous


@Real_Liam_Payne:I’m so fat that when i twerk I become a wrecking ball

(Source: thishorans)

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf)

zlasses:

WHEN HE LAUGHS REAL HARD AND HIS FACE DOES THE THING

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precumming:

intergalacticsloth:

precumming:

precumming:

did you guys follow me cause you liked my blog?

well they def didnt follow you for your looks

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Did u just diss yourself

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(Source: precumming)

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression


(Source: fuckyeahzourry)

cocoalou:

look at the cutest bean to ever exist!!!!!!

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snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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lovefateandsoulmates:

"I went through media training, and I hated it. They’d teach you how to change the subject, whenever you were asked an uncomfortable question, by saying something like, “Oh, that reminds me of my dog! I have a great story about my dog!” Playing dumb is the best way of getting out of anything.”

Joe Jonas.

"Happily"

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