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uNFOLLOWER?????

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE

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rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not


effingniall:

the little irish shit and his shenanigans at their finest x


sherlscott:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.

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  • Baby: n-n-n
  • Parent: oh it's his first words!
  • Baby: n-n
  • Baby: not all men
  • Parent: put it back

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

dlubes:

when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you

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cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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